do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore
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MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
I REPEAT, MICHAEL’S AND JOANN’S ARE STARTING TO PUT OUT HALLOWEEN THINGS
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
CAN CONFIRM HAVE RECENTLY SNAPCHATTED AN ENTIRE AISLE OF PUMPKINS
CODE ORANGE CODE ORANGE. WE HAVE VISUAL.
OH SHIT OH SHIT